EmerY's StorY

This is Emery.

I posted her earlier and neglected to share her story! 

Shame! Shame!

 

Emery is the neighborhood babysitter.  Everyone loves her.  She is busy babysitting every weekend and sometimes even a few days after school.  She keeps her grades up ... no worries. 

The children she cares for are always happy and content, when Emery is there.  They usually just watch a movie or read books.  You will never see them outside.  If they are really good, she gives them a snack.

What a nice babysitter.  What a nice friendly neighborhood.  Emery is loved by all.  Good Emery.  Emery makes lots of money.  LOTS!

Rumor has it .... the local police arrested Emery last weekend.  She was taken away in cuffs, her face was a bright shade of purple, her fangs visible and her head was spinning in a wild clockwise rotation.  Emery made sure she told the officers how she felt about them, their job and all about their mothers. 

We will not be seeing Emery for a long time.

From what we know .... Emery was found with a rather large bottle of NyQuiL.  She had all of the neighborhood kids convinced it was "Happy Juice."  As soon as the parents left for dinner and a movie, Emery would order all of the nice children to bed.  Then she would pass around the "Happy Juice."  Who knew?  The poor kids were so knocked out they never knew what hit them. 

No harm ... no  foul. 

Update ... all the children are in a 60 day rehab. center.  Parents are happy because kids are gone.  Emery is happy because, where she is now, they give HER the drugs!  Things here in the hood are good all around. 

Got NyQuiL?

*** Emery is not available.  She has found a new home ... Cancer Research Offices at Children's Hospital in Denver, Colorado ***