Anatolio the really BIG spider!

I have decided (been told) that all of the spiders are Italian and are in some way connected to the Mafia.  We'll talk more about this later.  All of my spiders ... for now on ... will have Italian names.  I'd like you to meet Anatolio.  He was just added to My Etsy Shop this afternoon.  I LOVE his name.  His personality needs a little work, but he can be managed with the right family.

This is Anatolio.
He is a spider.
Anatolio measures 10" wide ... including his legs ...

and 7" tall

Anatolio means east and sunrise. He used to be one of the cover models for Roscow Publishing. He was one of those hot looking, naked men, on the cover of the paperback books, your mom used to read.

Anatolio is now a fat, slobbering drunk. The kind that sits all day,at the end of a long bar, puffing on his third cigar, while picking the wax out of his ear.

God ... I hope he doesn't eat it.

Anatolio will be shipped via USPS priority.  He will be bound and gagged for the ride.  You shouldn't have any trouble with him for at least a few hours.  I will make sure he has plenty of Ambien with a cough medicine chaser.